Arolos Weyr

Meet the BoD

Meet the Board of Directors

If you are unsure about anything all you need to do is ask the BoD. We try and help and we don't mind being prodded if we seem to be taking too long.

Vicky - the HalfDead One - So called because she and her characters spend so much time halfdead from trying to solve everyone elses problems! Also referred to as The Vicky which means that everyone asks her questions and expects her to know the answers immediately. Mediator, Arbitrator and dispenser of meaningless soothing phrases. Weirder than Laura.

Laura the Small Fuzzy - Laura is probably the reason you are at Arolos. Her devotion to Marketing will surely have her earning millions some day either that or she will have pressed the Big Red Button that breaks the world. We're not actually sure which is the most dangerous thing, but we all know to keep Dr Pepper away from her if we value our sanity. Holder of the Arolos Soul Bottle (for which Vicky Apologises)

Shirl The WiggleTickleGlomperHugger:- So called for her tendency to wiggle, tickle, glomp and hug when excited...or...happy...or...asleep even. Practically all the time in fact. Wearer of the Evil Plotter Hat (Trained at length by The Vicky) Responds well to gifts of chocolate.

Kat The Cranky Webbie - It's true, cross her at your peril. Write a webpage in Word and prepare yourself for a long and painful death. Has the amazing ability to bring most conversations down into the gutter in ways most mere mortals would not consider.

Kevin - BoD Boytoy. Kevin Officially belongs to the entire BoD to torment as they see fit. (Don't feel sorry for him, he loves it. Honest. 'No ...god no stop..' does mean 'Yes I'm loving it' doesn't it?) Quite possibly the first Boardie ever ambushed into the position. Dispenser of Arolos Water to the Needy and random amusing facts to the interested.

Mandy the Creator of the Whizzy Thing BoD. - She knows the ways of PHP and SQL and we have exploited her mercilessly. What can I say? She stood still too long and Laura caught up with her, and now she is reduced to a life of labour in the service of the BoD (she keeps volunteering! ARGH!)

Ann - One of the quiet BoD who often looks at us with an innocent bemused expression, but can be bribed to help with shiny things. If Laura doesn't get there first of course.

Lauren - Empress of the World- Self styled title which is defended vigorously with her infamous shiny knives (don't ask!) Strangely enough often the Support Department for the BoD despite her dangerous behaviour.

Mya - The quietest BoD of us all. Mya's thoughts are invaluable, always ready to give good advice or an opinion and not to mention eager to jump into any plot be it small or an Evil Plot of Doom. Nabbing her for the Good Guys was absolutely imperative! Bwahaha!

Lynn- Our newest BoD - Wearer of the Evil Plotters Trainee Hat - some say she stole it from Shirl when Shirl upgraded, we appreciate that sort of devious initiative (rubs hands together). Gifted with many skills, she is also an egg and draggie artist. We give her caffeine and she gives us genius.

And lets not forget..

Matt the Technical Advisor and Hoster of the Arolos Server. All hail Matt! You may not be a Pern fan but you do fantastic computer-y things!

And currently missing in Action (on LOA)

'Chel - The Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse - Yes tremble before her, for she is the scary one! (But very nice with it..ow! ow! you can stop twisting my arm now 'Chel!). Officially the OWner with a capital OW! She is er...lets just say when tact fails we have a last resort....ow! okay...and she's lovely too!

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